The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

waffles by T. J. October 30, 2003

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the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)

We're going for waffles!

waffles by Muh October 7, 2004

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The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.

Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Person 1-Do you like waffles?
Person 2-Yeah I like waffles!

Waffles by WAFFLES!!! April 26, 2008

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1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina

This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.

waffles by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010

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The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

Waffles by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

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