waffles

waffles > pancakes
by bob May 31, 2004
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The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.
Um, waffles?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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the new pie.
(As in, its slowly taking pie's place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)
We're going for waffles!
by Muh October 07, 2004
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1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 25, 2010
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a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing
yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles
by jesus December 08, 2003
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Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)
Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!
by Waffles Inventor September 25, 2010
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Dundonian adjective - describes when someone is talking complete and utter bullshit
she's ectoed oot her box and is full o waffles.....

or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!

The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles
by sammylee1983 March 31, 2010
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