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Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.

Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!
by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!
WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!
by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008
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Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....
Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"
by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011
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Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 20, 2006
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Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
by Pete Negwaski! November 29, 2012
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Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
by Pete Negwaski! October 5, 2017
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