A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

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Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

A sentence used to describe anger towards a fellow employee, friend or boss

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.