Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

by McCrapper December 07, 2019

Gradualist

(Noun) Someone who takes their time or procrastinates; a slacker.

I would have faith in my brother arriving on time, but he's a gradualist.

He still hasn't sent in his paperwork? What a gradualist!

by McCrapper July 16, 2012

Lineman

(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.

"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

The Brary

(none) An urban slang term for library.

"Yo, dude, you goin' to the brary today to pick up some books?"

"I must've left my knapsack in the brary.

by McCrapper November 19, 2012

Have-not

(noun) A person who does not possess the necessary credentials in order for them to be successful. Likewise, this person is not able to express qualities of credibility.

The networking teacher said that he could not take the day off because he was a have-not and needed to work towards his certification.

by McCrapper March 25, 2013

Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

by McCrapper March 23, 2013

Grassiass

(Interjection) The way that an ignorant dumbass says gracias.

You went and bought a case of cold brewskies just for me? Grassiass, man!

by McCrapper July 16, 2012