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This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 12, 2010
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Shrim is the name for a specialized alternative healing solution first practiced and perfected by Dr. Doone Strutts with the aid of his four young sons in his location at the S'wallow Valley Mall. The outcome of the Shrim Alternative Healing Center is to have their patrons achieve "Premium Body Health," as stated by Dr. Strutts.

The full experience of Shrim is a closely guarded secret by Strutts and his sons, who only eat the finest, softest meats.
Behold the powers of Shrim!
Shrim? Kind of sounds like "shrim-p."
Eric Wareheim experienced the powers of Shrim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie."
by Meow Meow Squick January 31, 2012
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