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dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.
Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.
You: Hey sweetie, let's go on a date tonight.
Her: I'm still mad at you for not helping me with the dishes last night...
You: Please don't be a dinklet!
Dinklet by goodlord! December 23, 2014

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is Dad's neighbour in The Fairly Odd Parents who he blames for most of his problems.

Dad often says, "Dinkleberg..." in a low voice.
House burned down?

Dinkleberg...

Can't find your socks?

Dinkleberg...
Dinkleberg by OhMyKittens March 29, 2012

Dinkleberg 

curse you dinkleberg!!!!!!!!
Dinkleberg by LGREEZZY March 26, 2017

dinkleberg 

A scapegoat to all your problems in the form of a neighbor that's better than you in every way
My Netflix account is not working... DINKLEBERG!
dinkleberg by COMISHTHEMEME September 2, 2017

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is a communist piece of shit that is responsible for every problem that has ever occurred in anyone's lives.
Aw shit I think I just ran over the neighbors dog... fucking Dinkleberg
Dinkleberg by IG: dinosaurherpes August 28, 2018