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responsible 

adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.

The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
responsible by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012

Responsible 

Josey is a responsible man
Responsible by Ass2525990 May 10, 2021

responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely
I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible adult 

It is realizing there is more to life than video games, masturbation and junk food.

It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.

OM NAMASTE
----
Ok, enough bullshit.

It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and

the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
Career?
Marriage?
Perfect health?

Lay off the religion called 'Responsible adult'.

responsible adult 

Wow i got up before 2pm certainly am turning into a responsible adult

Responsible breeding 

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog
“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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