dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

dinkleberry

The crap, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the ass, or subjects of the ass, see gooch.

Dude, I was ripping out dinkleberrys last night, it hurt like hell, I think I bled.

by Anso May 18, 2008

dinkleberry

A rounded up piece of toilet paper stuck to the underside of ones ass, usually surrounding the anus.

That dude is a dinkleberry.

by Pesamistic Optimist August 18, 2009

dinkleberry

a peice of toilet paper that is residue in an asshole.

"oh look that kid is picking the dinkleberry out and throwing it at his dog!"

by everlost555 December 25, 2005

dinkleberry

terry and peri

my name is terry yeah! where my sister peri yeah! i bit hairy yeah! cause we the dinkleberry

by sonofchrist September 8, 2010

dinkleberry

a word used in situations where swearing is not appropriate

wow you are such a dinkleberry!

by Dark Cow November 17, 2003

Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.

My friends gave me a dinkleberry.

by mrgordo April 12, 2022