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Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
Related Words
dikometer • dickometer • dilometer • dipometer • Dildometer • Dankometer • dudometer • dasometer • diameter • Dickdometer
ho-dometer
Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
dickometer
dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009
dickmometer
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
Dankometer
The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.
note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
Dankometer by danksauce12 June 22, 2011
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