Sneakinsally816's definitions

dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

mouth hug

The art of sucking a penis. Hugging the penis with your mouth.

Girl: I am totally thinking about giving Gary a mouth hug...

Boy: Tammy sucked my dick real good last night.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014