Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
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chonk
$25
still based
$25
unc
$25
baddie
$25
bop
$25
himbo
$25
weeb
$25
normie
$25
stoner
$25
got dressed today
$25
iykyk
$25
pookie
$25
goober
$25
tomboy
$25
feen
$25
goated
$25
still based
$32.95
baddie
$32.95
bop
$32.95
unc
$32.95
himbo
$32.95
weeb
$32.95
normie
$32.95
stoner
$32.95
got dressed today
$32.95
jorts weather
$32.95
iykyk
$32.95
pookie
$32.95
goober
$32.95
tomboy
$32.95
feen
$32.95
goated
$32.95
still based
$50
baddie
$50
bop
$50
unc
$50
himbo
$50
weeb
$50
normie
$50
stoner
$50
got dressed today
$50
iykyk
$50
pookie
$50
goober
$50
tomboy
$50
feen
$50
goated
$50
still based
$29.95
unc
$29.95
himbo
$29.95
weeb
$29.95
normie
$29.95
stoner
$29.95
got dressed today
$29.95
iykyk
$29.95
pookie
$29.95
goober
$29.95
tomboy
$29.95
feen
$29.95
goated
$29.95
demon time
$32.95
boo fucking hoo
$32.95
boo'd up
$32.95
i'm dead
$32.95
vampire hours
$50
spoopy
$29.95
boo
$29.95
goblin mode
$50
fighting demons
$50
batshit
$32.95
touching grass today
$32.95
touching grass today
$50