dilometer
the measurement of a penia
His dilometer was very underwhelming.
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what the fuck is a kilometer
what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
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dilometer • Dildometer • dikometer • dipometer • Kilometers • dickometer • dolomiters • dudometer • kilometers per second • dasometer
Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
What The Fuck is a Kilometer
What The Fuck is a Kilometer by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023
Dillmeier Glass Company
In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.
Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.
Dillmeier Glass Company by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018
ho-dometer
Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
kilometers per second
kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026