Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

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What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

What The Fuck is a Kilometer by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

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Dillmeier Glass Company

In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.

Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.

Dillmeier Glass Company by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018

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ho-dometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

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kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

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