dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

dikometer by vntrusso March 12, 2008

dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

dickmonster by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

DICKometer 

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

DICKometer by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickdometer 

Someone that’s being an abnormal dick to a small child

Billy why are you being a dickdometer to the pre-k students

Dickdometer by Massive migration April 1, 2024

Dickometer 

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

Dickometer by FantumTax June 19, 2024