by Massive migration April 1, 2024
Get the Dickdometer mug.A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
by Shouter January 8, 2008
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by angusvox April 26, 2009
Get the dickometer mug.Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
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Get the dikometer mug.The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.
by BigEz April 8, 2010
Get the dildometer mug.The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.
Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
by butt chug January 2, 2016
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