Dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

Dudometer by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

dudometer by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

Dildometer 

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

dudeterus 

A man's uterus, the internal bits of a mangina.

"Hey cranky, does your dudeterus hurt?"

dudeterus by d34dfish August 21, 2007

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.

The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.

dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

dikometer by vntrusso March 12, 2008