That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.
by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017
Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007
Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 18, 2014
by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009
When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
by Headexpl0dy October 02, 2007
This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.
by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024