Headexpl0dy's definitions

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

evangelegal

A mix of the word evangelist and illegal.

1. City rules that technically aren't laws but nothing can be done because the church says so.
2. When a person of the church does something wrong or illegal.

What do you mean the church keeps pushing bars out of this town? I can't believe this evangelegal bullshit!

by Headexpl0dy June 16, 2010

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

gayhab

Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing

That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.

by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy November 4, 2007

code diablo

When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.

"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"

by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007

ninchuck

Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm

ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd

by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007