Headexpl0dy's definitions
Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018
Get the Couple's Cavernmug. by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015
Get the Battle surfingmug. Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014
Get the penguin sexmug. Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008
Get the ho-dometermug. "I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018
Get the Burrito Defeatomug. When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007
Get the code diablomug. Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010
Get the hoedometermug.