Headexpl0dy's definitions

Indoor skin

Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.

by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.

by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Fenway Frank

When you place your penis between a girl's double chin, resembling a hotdog in a bun.

That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.

by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

penguin sex

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010