A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
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To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.
"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"
When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"
Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing
That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.
Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm
ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd
