Dankometer 

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

Dankometer by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

drunkometer by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

wankometer 

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

wankometer by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

dikometer by vntrusso March 12, 2008

Donkameters

Unit of measurement similar to decimeter, specifically used in Naomi's chemistry class. Can be used for length, mass, volume, temperature, basically you get to make up a unit of measure. It is a made up measurment, but you can also use it to refer to something you don't know the measure of.

Theres 6 million donkameters in 1000 inches.

Donkameters by bigshart42069 January 9, 2023