discratchin

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.

Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

discrating

Something your wife says when the soap disappears

(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.

by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016

Dishwatching

The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.

-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"

by a very - concerned citizen May 24, 2012

Dickscratchin

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019