dicksquatch 

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.

"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"

dicksquatch by balllsmell May 14, 2008

Dicksquatch 

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus

Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch

Dicksquatch by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

dicksnatch 

a woman who acts like a dick , alternatively , a guy who acts like a pussy , also see Cuntingham

that chic is a total dicksnatch

dicksnatch by Seanasaurus February 13, 2019

Dickscratchin 

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

Dickscratchin by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019

Dicksquat 

Having nothing in your possession. Not knowing anything.

"What have you got there?"
"Asolutely Dicksquat, my friend."

"Did you study for the exam?"
"No, I know dicksquat."

Dicksquat by chohee123 December 13, 2023