Dickstretch

A preposterous, self-aggrandising oaf, often prone to exaggerating his own self-worth. Boastful, inane, with little sense of social decorum, self-restraint or modesty.

An utterance designed to signify personal displeasure with a situation, interlocutor or state of mind.

1: Did you hear X waffle on about the sociology of fish and chips last night?
2: I know, what a dickstretch!

1: (On contemplating the blister caused by walking too far in a new pair of shoes) Dickstretch!

Dickstretch by 5-8-6 September 7, 2026

Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

dickstench 

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.

"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."

dickstench by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010

Dickstitch 

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

Dickstitch by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickstitch 

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

Dickstitch by slg19 February 10, 2015