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hypnotits
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when you'
re
spacing out and walking down the street, and
boobies
catch
your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.
Weasel was
going
to
class
, until he was
distracted
by the hypnotits.
hypnotits
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Zomar
October 2, 2007
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discratchin
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when you'
re
trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to
itch
your
junk
.
Pat was an A
student
, and
always
paid
attention
to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.
discratchin
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October 2, 2007
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testicalls
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similar to a
booty call
, but the female (or
homosexual
male
) does the calling.
unfortunately
there has never been any
record
examples of testicalls in all of
history
:'(
testicalls
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Zomar
October 2, 2007
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illest minute
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expression
meaning
"The longest
time
"
"
Dawg
, you went to that summer
camp
for the illest
minute
!"
illest minute
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Zomar
September 6, 2005
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