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hypnotits
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when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and
boobies
catch
your
eyes
, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.
Weasel
was going to
class
, until he was
distracted
by the hypnotits.
hypnotits
by
Zomar
October 2, 2007
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discratchin
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when you're trying to pay
attention
to someone but you really have to
itch
your
junk
.
Pat was an A student, and
always
paid
attention
to his
teacher
, until he had a discratchin.
discratchin
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Zomar
October 2, 2007
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testicalls
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similar to a
booty call
, but the female (or
homosexual
male
) does the calling.
unfortunately
there has never been any
record
examples of testicalls in all of
history
:'(
testicalls
by
Zomar
October 2, 2007
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illest minute
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expression
meaning
"The longest
time
"
"
Dawg
, you went to that
summer camp
for the illest
minute
!"
illest minute
by
Zomar
September 6, 2005
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