Zomar's definitions

illest minute

expression meaning "The longest time"

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"

by Zomar September 6, 2005

hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

discratchin

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.

Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007