DastardlyPoptard's definitions

Boomer Boner

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period

Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.

by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019

Dickaratchi

A wild beast only found in the forests of Nigeria. Covered head to toe in pubes and makes a distinct fapping noise once alerted of your presence.

Ever heard of the Dickaratchi? It's a evil being which squirts you with acidic cum!

by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019

Combat Chicken

A hawk.

Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!

Billy: RUN! RUUUN!

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

Dinky Doo Dinky Dee

A neckbeards mating call, as soon as these here words are uttered, all women in a nearby proximity are pulled in through the power of seduction.

Dinky Doo Dinky Dee

OoH hes so hot ahhh

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

Sponoculous

A term given to people who shove spoons up their assholes.

Dave: Bruh I shoved a spoon up my asshole yesterday!

Josh: Bruh are you a Sponoculous?

by DastardlyPoptard October 29, 2019