dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

spicy dickpocalypse pinata 

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

dickpunch 

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

dickpunch by Nimsim July 20, 2008

dickpuncher 

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

dickpuncher by fat nutz October 14, 2007

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

dickpocketing by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018