dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

by Zaluh November 29, 2013

dickpunch

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

by Nimsim July 20, 2008

dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

Dickpunchingly

An adjective used to describe something at an extreme.

ex1. Wow this gum is dickpunchingly good!
ex2. Jeez, that exam was dickpuncingly hard!

by blizzy-B October 26, 2010

Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

by carolsarah December 18, 2011