Textrovert

A person who is more eloquent, expressive, funnier, etc. via texting than in person.

Man, that guy's a real douchebag, but his texts are so sweet. He's a real textrovert.

by Runmonkey3 November 21, 2012

Dickochet

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011