dickporch
dickporch by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006
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Dickochet
When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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A whole dickworth
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017
spicy dickpocalypse pinata
the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.
spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007
pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness
A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.
I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.
pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013
dickpunch
1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
dickpuncher
i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!
dickpuncher by fat nutz October 14, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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