dickpunch 

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

dickpunch by Nimsim July 20, 2008

Dickpunch 

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

Dickpunch by carolsarah December 18, 2011

Dickpunch 

A soft, feeble punch, made famous by a man named Richard.

Dick, as we all know, is short for Richard, and thus the "dickpunch" was born.

Wow, he just dickpunched that guy. Totally didn't phase him.

Dickpunch by Stavros Flannigan September 30, 2010

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

Five Finger Dick Punch by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

Dick punch December 

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

Dick punch December by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

dickmunch 

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003