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A female who is overweight and is rumored to come from a lot of family money or who has a trust fund.
Guy #1) Hey, I can't believe you're having sex with that beastly fat girl?!?

Guy #2) Eh, she's a pinata... I keep hopin' that if I hit it enough times, money will fall out.

Guy #1) Oh. Right.
by AmazingRobie December 17, 2006
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Party piñatas are traditionally shaped as donkeys and are candy filled with a hard exterior. Someone who acts like an ass but is actually a sweet person can be described as a piñata.
You: "Ugh, Sean is such a jerk! I don't know how you're friends with him."
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
by CrazyCatLady-Cats September 15, 2013
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A Piñata is an empty shell of cardboard made for shoving candy forcefully into it. After said candy has been inserted, the piñata is hung on a tree with a noose and beat with wooden sticks until it breaks open and the candy rains from it. Piñatas are typically used at birthday parties, taco parties, party parties, cult meetings etc. Piñatas can be pretty much anything design wise. From donkeys to dicks, the options are endless. While most piñatas are beaten to death with sticks for fun, others become decoration or even pets. Some people may even make their own piñatas, though these tend to look like complete fucking shit.
*birthday party noises
Asshole: “Hey lil Shit! Get your fuckin ass over here. Time to murder the piñata!”
Lil Shit: “I’m coming”
or
*weird yet sexy humming
Creepy fuckin dude: “Did you bring the piñata for sacrifice!”
Cult bro: “Of course creepy fuckin dude, we even filled it with candy!”
Creepy Fuckin Dude: “Excellent! Let the festivities begin!”
*weird yet sexy humming INTENSIFIES
by Word$mith101 December 02, 2018
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A positive reference denoting coolness usually by surprise. Originatally used in a scene from Scrubs in a fantastical Mexican dream land from JD's imagination.
"That's so piñata!"

"Dude, i found this golden oldie station on the road back from DC, it was friggin piñata!"

"Its totally piñata to find an extra ten bucks in your pants you forgot about right before going out"
by fingerbanginohnine June 22, 2009
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