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Dick-ouche by Debi Lee December 4, 2019
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Dickochet
When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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professor dickdouche
A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
dickdouche
dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009
dickdouche
dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.
also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.
dickdouche by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011
Dickdouche
A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.
He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.
He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.
Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?
Dickdouche by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011
Dickochet
A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.
"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"