When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
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"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"
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When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.
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Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
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Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
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