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Synonymous with muffin top.

This word is used to describe a large sagging abdominal pannus that hangs over the belt/belt loops of pants. The pannus should be so large as to insulate the belt and shield it from the environment.

Commonly seen in overweight people who expose their bare-midriffs or wear tight shirts tucked into their pants.
Connie: why the hell is that lady wearing a belly top! She has a massive beltwarmer!

Tom Fun: Imagine how many homeless could be shielded from the cold with that.

Connie: Life just isn't fair.

Tom Fun: There is no god.
by John FitzgibbonsIII February 27, 2008
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A term synonymous with love handles.

A term that compares the semi-lunar shape of love handles extruding from one's side to the semi-lunar shape of bananas.

If one lets their bananas go unchecked, they will coalesce in the center to form a muffin top.

Lolly: I really gotta go to the gym and work on getting rid of these bananas in time for bikini season.

Tonguepunch jane: Too late for that. Those bananas are touching now.

Lolly: Lets eat ice cream!
by John FitzgibbonsIII February 27, 2008
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WTF did this website erase my previous definition. It was gold!
Halifax used to be the best definition on this website, but since its erased the best definition is now St.John. When has St.John ever been the best at anything? This is wrong.
by John FitzgibbonsIII April 26, 2010
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Pronounced "kithicks", it is what nerds say to regular people on the rare occasions when they feel superior to them.
Bond: Hey. I've just recently started playing world of warcraft. Can I join your party?

53|>#1|20T#:gain more lvls kthx
by John FitzgibbonsIII August 18, 2007
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A poor Japanese-to-English translation in the 1991 Genesis game Zero Wing, which is also famous for the origin of "all your base..."

It is commonly incorrectly stated as "somebody set us up the bomb". Clearly, the up comes before the us, although the resulting diphthongs makes it more difficult to say.

72reality: LOL SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB

838672cloud: Its somebody set up us the bomb, noob

72reality: fu kthx
by John FitzgibbonsIII August 18, 2007
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An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...
by John FitzgibbonsIII January 27, 2008
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