dicklent

Where you give your penis to anyone because you are depressed.

Yo James is a dicklent

by My space February 21, 2018

dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

dicklet

1: an unusually small penis
2: the natural phallus of a female-to-male transexual, as enlarged to the proportions of a small penis by hormones and possibly metaoidioplasty (but not phalloplasty)

Wow, what a cute little dicklet! Are you sure he was born a male?

by O-So-Wise August 1, 2003

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dicklet

1. A very small penis

2. A very small person, acting like a dick

3. A snippet of news, appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart, concerning the top secret Dick Cheney. Appropriately: Dicklet TM

3. "And now for a Dicklet! .... hahaha, Dicklet, I need to add a little 'TM' after that." - Jon Stewart

by RainyDayz August 4, 2007