jessica's definitions

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

carnessary

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".

Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"

by Jessica December 10, 2003

lick

to steal or rob

im gonna lick ur car

by jessica May 18, 2004

Barracks Hoe

A girl who sleeps with more than one person in the military at the same time. She is gang banged by an average of three Marines(etc) on one day.

Stephanie is such a barracks hoe, she slept with 3 Marines Saturday Night!

by Jessica October 26, 2003

Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004