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A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.
by jessica February 24, 2004
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Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.
"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."
by jessica October 29, 2003
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Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari
jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!
by jessica August 18, 2004
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1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.
1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.
by jessica March 14, 2004
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a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words
chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron
by jessica September 11, 2003
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As a person who is rather familiar with the 'preppy' lifestyle I though I should clarify some of the definations in here.
A TRUE prep DOES NOT wear Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister ect. nor do they wear slutty or revealing clothes.
They DO wear Lacoste, Ralph Lauren Polo, Lilly, Brooks Brothers, L.L. Bean, North Face, Birkinstock and J.Crew. Sweaters are worn around the neck and collars are always popped. Ribbons are often worn as belts and/or in their hair. Girls wear little or no makeup. They love pearls. For boys, nantucket red khakis are a must. Some wear layerd polos.
Most preppies attend private schools (ie Tabor Academy) and then private colleges in New England.
Many live in the New England area (Massachusetts, Connecticut sometimes New York) Most people sterotype them to be rich and stuck up but this is mostly not the case. Most preps do not flaunt their money.
Sports include sailing (a must), golf, tennis, lacrosse, soccer and skiing.
Many prep families vacation in Vermont in the winter and Cape Cod, Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard in the summer.
There are many 'wannabe' preps floating around today because they think it is 'cool.' Real preppies have been so since birth. They usually come form a long line of preps.
also see wasp
Elizabeth sighed, "They think they're 'cool' with their A&F polos and AE skirts." James agreed as he adjusted the sails on their sailboat.
by jessica December 28, 2004
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