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An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

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dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

dick length of snow by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015

Related Words

dicklength • dick length of snow • dick length rule • Dickenth • dickenthrope • dicklent • Dicklenuts • Nicklength • dicking the dog • Dick Enthusiast

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

dickenthrope by aki December 10, 2004

dicklent

Where you give your penis to anyone because you are depressed.

Yo James is a dicklent

dicklent by My space February 21, 2018

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

dick length rule by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

Nicklength

A Nicklength is a scientific measuring unit, much like a Plancklength. It measures about six inches on a good day. The measurement is derived from the length of an average penis.

"Dude, how tall do you think that guy is? He's huge!"
"He is. He's gotta be at least 14 Nicklengths tall"

Nicklength by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

Dicklenuts

An affectionate, albeit colloquial way to address another person. A slightly pejorative variation of the term "dude", it implies a mildly dimminutive intent. Especially used after addresse commits some sort of faux pas, or error in reasoning, judgement, or intellect. Used in an informal situation. See:"buttmunch"

"Nice going, dicklenuts!"(sarcastic)

"Hey, dicklenuts- that is my sister you are hitting on!"

"grab me a beer, dicklenuts"

Dicklenuts by C-Munz February 10, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026