dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004

dicklent

Where you give your penis to anyone because you are depressed.

Yo James is a dicklent

by My space February 21, 2018

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

Nicklength

A Nicklength is a scientific measuring unit, much like a Plancklength. It measures about six inches on a good day. The measurement is derived from the length of an average penis.

"Dude, how tall do you think that guy is? He's huge!"
"He is. He's gotta be at least 14 Nicklengths tall"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

Dicklenuts

An affectionate, albeit colloquial way to address another person. A slightly pejorative variation of the term "dude", it implies a mildly dimminutive intent. Especially used after addresse commits some sort of faux pas, or error in reasoning, judgement, or intellect. Used in an informal situation. See:"buttmunch"

"Nice going, dicklenuts!"(sarcastic)

"Hey, dicklenuts- that is my sister you are hitting on!"

"grab me a beer, dicklenuts"

by C-Munz February 10, 2009