A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
A sexual act where one get's their penis sucked, then proceeds to dip their penis in a bag of Fun Dip to add flavor. Commonly performed in the Northern parts of the U.S.
A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa