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decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
decicentricism by smenjas April 12, 2011

Dickcepticon 

Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.
Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy

Hardy: What held you up?

Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.

Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?

Tom: You know Dickcepticons....
Dickcepticon by Bumblebitch September 6, 2012

Deccentric 

A combination between EXTREMELY descriptive and eccentric.
Ben is EXTREMELY deccentric... EXTREMELY
Deccentric by MountainTroll April 2, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004