dickcentric

Adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many penis jokes or too many references to people named Richard.

She regretted wanting to be 'one of the guys' when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have dickcentric conversations.

dickcentric by bookkake July 2, 2016

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decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.

Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.

decicentricism by smenjas April 12, 2011

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dickcentric • Deccentric • decicentricism • Dickcepticon

Dickcepticon

Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.

Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy

Hardy: What held you up?

Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.

Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?

Tom: You know Dickcepticons....

Dickcepticon by Bumblebitch September 6, 2012

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Deccentric

A combination between EXTREMELY descriptive and eccentric.

Ben is EXTREMELY deccentric... EXTREMELY

Deccentric by MountainTroll April 2, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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