Dickents 

Dickent {Dik-nt-s}
-noun

A group of Student Dickheads. Usually ignorantly unaware that they are.

Urgh, this bar is full of Dickents.

Dickents by btmn October 16, 2010

dickenshloush 

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

dickenshloush by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Sneaky Dickens 

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

Sneaky Dickens by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

charles dickends by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Dickens

The term originated from Shakespeare's play "The Merry Wives of Windsor," in the 16th century. It is a term used in polite society to mean the Devil! (It has nothing to do with Charles Dickens.) The word appeared in a sentence (although sounding odd in modern day language) "I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of."

My mom used to say, with humor, that someone was "full of the dickens!"

Now after researching it, I understand what she meant!

He's full of the dickens!

Dickens by WordsWordsWords! June 17, 2018

Dickens

Similar but differing slightly to the term 'twat', a Dickens is a pompous and awkward bastard who will go out of his way to needlessly berate his fellow man. Owing to the Dickens' overinflated sense of self importance the term is almost exclusively applied to ex public school boys. Often a Dickens will have been subjected to repeated bummings as a choir boy resulting in frequent pegging throughout his adult life.

Person A: That bloke just called me a pleb!
Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.

Dickens by EvanDavisPeggedMe May 8, 2015

Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.

After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.

Hard Dickens Cider by timred December 23, 2006