"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"
Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"
Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"
by Wolfany December 13, 2016
Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”
Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
by Wolfany August 10, 2018
Stacy, “what is a Fegan?”
Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”
Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”
Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”
Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”
by Wolfany September 18, 2020
Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”
Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”
Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”
by Wolfany September 20, 2021
Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
by Wolfany September 28, 2020
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."
Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
by Wolfany May 17, 2017
Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”
Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”
Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”
by Wolfany September 08, 2018