Wolfany's definitions

Beyonced

To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.

"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"

Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"

by Wolfany December 13, 2016

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

by Wolfany May 3, 2017

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017

DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021