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Definitions by Wolfany

Potconomics 

Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.
Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”

Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”
Potconomics by Wolfany September 19, 2021
Fimpin’ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isn’t even in us... Straight F.I.M.P

Kinda like when you’re having relationship problems and you’re not even in a relationship... Fimpin’ when we could be Pimpin’
F.I.M.P by Wolfany April 4, 2021

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.
Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”
DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020
A vegan that likes Dick.
Stacy, “what is a Fegan?”

Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”

Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”
Fegan by Wolfany September 18, 2020

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.
Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”
Dick-sability by Wolfany September 8, 2018

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.
Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
Dicksentials by Wolfany August 10, 2018