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Cuntgarlo 

A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.
Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"

Consnarlment 

Sanitized substitute for clusterf**k
Origin: An infuriatingly thorny, messy snarl of undesirable, difficult to eradicate tangle of invasive plants, including but not limited to multiflora rose, and prickly ash, often anchored by honey suckle, all of which are bound together by wild grape vine. Invasive plants, often human introduced and not part of the local ecosystem, escape to proliferate, destroying habitat and aggressively outcompeting native, more desirable species.

The world 'consnarlment' generalizes to mean any complex, often catastrophic combination of events and personalities that are difficult and painful to resolve.
The evolution and spread of the Omicron variant of COVID 19, on top of pandemic fatigue, and politicization of vaccination and mask wearing is a real consnarlment.

CuntStalk 

A cunt that keeps growing into a larger cunt over time.
Billy is a real Cuntstalk man I used to be able to stand him but now he’s gotten too bad.
CuntStalk by NOVA- January 22, 2019

cuntsalad 

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.
i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.
cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010

Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009