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Cuntgarlo 

A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.
Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"

Consnarlment 

Sanitized substitute for clusterf**k
Origin: An infuriatingly thorny, messy snarl of undesirable, difficult to eradicate tangle of invasive plants, including but not limited to multiflora rose, and prickly ash, often anchored by honey suckle, all of which are bound together by wild grape vine. Invasive plants, often human introduced and not part of the local ecosystem, escape to proliferate, destroying habitat and aggressively outcompeting native, more desirable species.

The world 'consnarlment' generalizes to mean any complex, often catastrophic combination of events and personalities that are difficult and painful to resolve.
The evolution and spread of the Omicron variant of COVID 19, on top of pandemic fatigue, and politicization of vaccination and mask wearing is a real consnarlment.

CuntStalk 

A cunt that keeps growing into a larger cunt over time.
Billy is a real Cuntstalk man I used to be able to stand him but now he’s gotten too bad.
CuntStalk by NOVA- January 22, 2019
I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday
Cuntshall by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntsalad 

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.
i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.
cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010

Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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