cuntswallop

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century

Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting

by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

cuntswallop

British / Australian slang. Originally codswallop: Senseless talk or writing; nonsense; rubbish. quotations

I edited the enormous load of old cuntswallop because apparently nobody else would.

by Kingdragonfly November 1, 2020

Cuntswaylow

A midget Mexican woman. Because she's a midget, her CUNT is WAY LOW.

One of my coworkers is a cuntswaylow.

by bushnest February 22, 2022

'Cuntswaylow'

Pen name for any female Mexican stripper double amputee or midget!!!! Cunt is way low!

We went to Doll Babies last nite and this 'Cuntswaylow' was way fine!!!!

by vinny125125 May 11, 2010

Cuntscallop

Cuntscallop is a bitch who emits a smell of cod and looks like a blob fish or any fish.

Some slimy reptilian bitch.

You're a fucking cuntscallop

by Granny basher 6ix9ine July 9, 2018

Cuntswaylow

A chick with No legs. Cunt-sway-low
Let there cunt sway low to the ground

That chick has no leg and her Cuntswaylow to the ground

by Storm Clouder March 25, 2021

Cuntscallop

A cuntscallop is a woman that emmits the smell of Cod bit look like a blob fish

Ellie is a real Cuntscallop

by Slothonkrack July 9, 2018