cuntstard

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cuntstard

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

Cuntstard

The gooey, custard like material that accumulates in a woman's vagina when she is exceptionally aroused.

She had a big dollop of cuntstard waiting for me.

by Tad Dewberries July 12, 2012