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'Cuntswaylow' 

Pen name for any female Mexican stripper double amputee or midget!!!! Cunt is way low!
We went to Doll Babies last nite and this 'Cuntswaylow' was way fine!!!!
'Cuntswaylow' by vinny125125 May 11, 2010
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Cuntswaylow 

A midget Mexican woman. Because she's a midget, her CUNT is WAY LOW.
One of my coworkers is a cuntswaylow.
Cuntswaylow by bushnest February 22, 2022

Cuntswaylow 

A chick with No legs. Cunt-sway-low
Let there cunt sway low to the ground
That chick has no leg and her Cuntswaylow to the ground
Cuntswaylow by Storm Clouder March 25, 2021

cunswaylo 

(cun-sway-lo)

A woman with no legs
when you see a woman with no legs her name is cunswaylo
cunswaylo by <VDC> May 21, 2009

cuntswallop 

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century
Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting
cuntswallop by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

Cuntswallow 

This word defines someone who acts like a bitch and lies. Most people named Mike is this!
Mike is being a cuntswallow most of the time In his natural bornded life.
Cuntswallow by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

cuntswallop 

British / Australian slang. Originally codswallop: Senseless talk or writing; nonsense; rubbish. quotations
I edited the enormous load of old cuntswallop because apparently nobody else would.
cuntswallop by Kingdragonfly November 1, 2020
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