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Cuntswaylow 

A midget Mexican woman. Because she's a midget, her CUNT is WAY LOW.
One of my coworkers is a cuntswaylow.
Cuntswaylow by bushnest February 22, 2022

Cuntswaylow 

A chick with No legs. Cunt-sway-low
Let there cunt sway low to the ground
That chick has no leg and her Cuntswaylow to the ground
Cuntswaylow by Storm Clouder March 25, 2021

cunswaylo 

(cun-sway-lo)

A woman with no legs
when you see a woman with no legs her name is cunswaylo
cunswaylo by <VDC> May 21, 2009

cuntswallop 

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century
Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting
cuntswallop by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

Cuntswallow 

This word defines someone who acts like a bitch and lies. Most people named Mike is this!
Mike is being a cuntswallow most of the time In his natural bornded life.
Cuntswallow by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

cuntswallop 

British / Australian slang. Originally codswallop: Senseless talk or writing; nonsense; rubbish. quotations
I edited the enormous load of old cuntswallop because apparently nobody else would.
cuntswallop by Kingdragonfly November 1, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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