constable

A low rank police officer.

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.

by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010

constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constable

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

by Pace the race November 20, 2011

constable

iz a jipo wit BIG teeth !!!!!!!!!!!!!

get um sorted they creep me out !!!!

by K November 20, 2003

constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013