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A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.
Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"
by One Guinea and a Christian January 09, 2012
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