Cuntgarlo

A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.

Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"

by One Guinea and a Christian January 17, 2012

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

cuntglomeration

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007

cuntaroo

a nice way of saying, "hey your a dirty tramp & i hate you", but do you like my happy tone and ear to ear smile while saying it?

Gertrude:: Hey Beth its been along time you fucking cuntaroo.
(Beth has been having an ongoing affair with Gertrudes husband for 73 years. Gertrude knows.)

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007