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Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009
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Cuntstable 

Evening Cuntstable
Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang
"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"
CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005

cuntstable 

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.
That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.
cuntstable by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009

cuntstable 

pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds
cuntstable by mr lobby March 11, 2009

cuntstable kites 

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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