cuntpact

A bmw compact with m57n engine and choo choo out of the bonnet

Done some sick skids in my cuntpact

cuntpact by Cuntpact January 13, 2021

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005

Cuntact 

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

Cuntact by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

cuntpaste 

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II

I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!

cuntpaste by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005

cuntact 

making ceritifiable contact with the cunt

He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.

cuntact by R. Shah January 25, 2006

cuntract 

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

cuntract by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013