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glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.
Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!
glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005

cuntpaste 

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II
I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!
cuntpaste by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005

Cuntpathy 

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.
“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie
Cuntpathy by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022
The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.
That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.
Cuntputty by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

cuntpany 

Cuntpany is a girl who you like being with as well as having awesome sex with
I'm going seeing Fiona tonight, she's amazing cuntpany
cuntpany by Sad gav April 5, 2016

Cuntpany 

Any individual or group in your presence that is hateful, hurtful, acting like a cunt/cunts, bad company.
It’s not your fault you feel so bad when you talk to them, they’re just bad company- cuntpany.
Cuntpany by Instabibliophile February 10, 2020