Cuntpathy

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.

“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie

by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

conapathy

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about

Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts

by Slixx April 6, 2019

cuntathlon

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.

Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.

by First time Buyer February 12, 2014

Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

cuntpany

Cuntpany is a girl who you like being with as well as having awesome sex with

I'm going seeing Fiona tonight, she's amazing cuntpany

by Sad gav April 5, 2016

Cuntpany

Any individual or group in your presence that is hateful, hurtful, acting like a cunt/cunts, bad company.

It’s not your fault you feel so bad when you talk to them, they’re just bad company- cuntpany.

by Instabibliophile February 10, 2020