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cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.
Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.
cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Cuntcast 

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.
Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?
Cuntcast by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

CuntGate 

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
CuntGate by artfulmark December 10, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

cuntgasket 

Noun: (1) Slang for Tampon (2) Also used to describe people who try to soak up the blame for stupid arguments; a disingenuous newsgroup or messageboard "peacemaker"
That cuntgasket moderator deleted my flame!
cuntgasket by Zk4r January 6, 2005