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cuntpaste 

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II
I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!
cuntpaste by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005
Words you can keep

cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.
Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.
cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Cuntcast 

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.
Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?
Cuntcast by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

CuntGate 

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
CuntGate by artfulmark December 10, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

cuntgasket 

Noun: (1) Slang for Tampon (2) Also used to describe people who try to soak up the blame for stupid arguments; a disingenuous newsgroup or messageboard "peacemaker"
That cuntgasket moderator deleted my flame!
cuntgasket by Zk4r January 6, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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