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When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.
"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"
Cuntact by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022
Words you can keep
making ceritifiable contact with the cunt
He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.
cuntact by R. Shah January 25, 2006
An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.
'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'
cuntact by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011
Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.
Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.
cuntact by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.
"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
enemy cuntact by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

Contact wait out 

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.
*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!
Contact wait out by puje October 19, 2009

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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